@gohawkeyes92.bsky.social:
This whole site is the most hilariously Canadian thing ever. Bob & Doug McKenzie would be proud!
@call634-5789.bsky.social:
It’s aboot dam time that your state joins Canada! VOTE! Have your State join Canada, our friends to the North, eh?
Vote to have your state join Canada!
So, we heard a rumor that someone’s planning to annex Canada, eh? Well, two can play at that game!
Why add a 51st state, when you can join Canada, eh?
Do you want your state to be the 11th province of the True North strong and free? Sign up and have YOUR say!
The race is on to see which state wants to end up on top (or up north) the most! To the victor goes healthcare, hockey, and unlimited maple syrup… Cast your vote in our poll!
PS: While we are not affiliated with the Canadian government, we will make sure to share the poll results with them (no personal information!) We will also keep you updated on all the (crazy) news, fun facts, shows, entertainment and more Canada has to offer! Sounds like a plan, eh?
Why choose the Great White North?
Free Healthcare (Yes, ALL of it!)
Civil rights and liberties? We have ‘em!
All the maple syrup you can drink (We have a strategic reserve, seriously)
Free bag of milk with every citizenship (Yes, milk comes in bags here)
Winter: Now with 100% more winter!
Women have a choice here!
Mandatory hockey skills training (Don't worry, we'll teach you)
Learn to add "eh" to everything (It's easier than learning French)Canada has never lost a war (We’re too polite to mention it much, but our military record is pretty impressive, eh?)
We burned down the White House in 1814… (Sorry aboot that – but you started it, eh.)
We have the most donut shops per capita in the world!
77% of the world’s maple syrup comes from Quebec. It’s basicaly OPEC, but for pancake toppings.