@redsnoopy69:
1.1 million Canadians served in WW2. ≈45,000 died and ≈54,000 were wounded.
Alberta separatists disrespect all of them…
@sjredmond:
I’m thinking of moving from Toronto to the Region of Wood Buffalo, home to the Alberta Oil sands. It generates 30% of Alberta’s GDP with a population of only 100,000. Once there, I’m going to start whining about how Wood Buffalo is getting ripped off by Alberta and I’ll start a referendum petition to make Wood Buffalo its own province. That way Alberta can receive equalization payments and nobody will have to listen to that tired equalization argument. I’ll never have to pay taxes again and I’ll have the best healthcare in the world. Then I’ll wake up and realize how delusional and selfish that whole dream was.
@cougsta.bsky.social:
Hey, Canadian media. Can you please stop portraying Alberta as separatist? A minority of Albertans want to separate. The majority of us want to separate from the separatists. Report on that and the divisiveness the UCP has fomented.
Just dealt with some young Christ peddlers on my porch. I mean, I was polite when I told them to move on. It’s not like they were those Republican Party dipshits I had to get aggressive with to get them to leave
@givebeesachance.bsky.social:
So, THIS is why we need such a big beautiful ballroom?
@daemonaac.bsky.social:
OK. I laughed OUT LOUD in public at your comment. Hat tip to you, good human.
@jackiantonovich.bsky.social:
“’I would think that maybe a woman might like a larger package down there,’ one 55-year-old manager in Southern California, who is into scrotal expansion.”
Some men will do anything except actually listen to what a woman wants.
@rjblaskiewicz.bsky.social:
Elephantitis. Hubba hubba.
@withapeeaitch.bsky.social:
Elephantestes.
@rjblaskiewicz.bsky.social:
That’s elephantasticular.
@juniperablackwell.bsky.social:
This makes more sense if you consider that they do this to impress other men in the locker room and they don’t really know or care what women think.
@jackiantonovich.bsky.social:
100%
@sjjphd.bsky.social:
Men are 100% not doing this for women or even asking women if we want this, they are just imagining things in their heads and hyping each other up.
@thewesterhazys.bsky.social:
“he’s got his scrotal sac up to 14.5 inches”
I was not prepared for the true meaning of scrotal expansion.
@toddwalker.bsky.social:
Gender-affirming procedures…
@crazyvaclavs.com:
I’ve been thinking a lot about a friend who was bitten by a black widow on his testicle (always check under the seat in an outhouse).
I should have comforted him by telling him he had the platonic ideal of testicles, not “we’ll be at the ER soon.”
@sandy-o.bsky.social:
And if a man dropped his pants and his balls were the size of cantaloupes the last thing on my mind would be sexy times.
@yellingatthesky85.bsky.social:
Right! I would be like “ummm. You should maybe go to the doctor? Isn’t that the sign of an STD?”
@weedlawyer.bsky.social:
These guys don’t actually care what women want. They’re just telling themselves that because they’re ashamed that they’re bizarrely and pathologically obsessed with their own testicles
@mannwich.bsky.social:
Way to go manosphere. Great job all around.
@scottland.one:
Amazed (appalled?) that I have survived to live in such an era, when straight men become bona fide size queens.
@kimoco.bsky.social:
ugh, glad I am a lesbian after reading that.
@johanzvrskovec.bsky.social:
Wouldn’t this be extremely uncomfortable in sports and other active activities?
@jackiantonovich.bsky.social:
Beauty hurts?
@womanoftheyear.bsky.social:
It’s just so they can display their scrotal size to other men.
Women do not care.
@historybeagle.bsky.social:
Pretty sure they would also cringe at a vasectomy, but quite happy to risk potential side effects of this.
@gatorgirl1974.bsky.social:
The most unattractive part of a man’s body, but yes, please make them bigger
@midwesternmama.bsky.social:
I really just want y’all to help with the dishes and the kids.
Like JFC.
@bassoonysu.bsky.social:
They don’t talk to women because talking to women is beta behavior, let alone listening, and gay to those embracing toxic masculinity. They largely do this bullshit for the praise and admiration of other men.
Nothing more hetero and manly than a forum for guys to admire each other’s balls.
@bluestatedon.bsky.social:
“’I would think that maybe a woman might like a larger package down there…”
It’s impossible to exaggerate how fucking stupid and out of touch this dipshit is.
Ya, like the separatists, and their Danielle Smith and UCP
@amynala.bsky.social:
I can’t believe they didn’t interview Big Balls of DOGE fame for this article.
@lexophile.bsky.social:
Another reason why women live longer than men.
@cjndfan1.bsky.social:
Idiots!Ya, like the separatists, notably their leaders (incl. Smith)
@tryangregory.bsky.social:
These dudebros have never tried not-being-an-asshole-maxxing or listen-to-women-ing and it shows.
@wtfis2bdone.bsky.social:
“Why he hyperfixated on his genitals…’
Bruh. You’re writing for Men’s Health. Mystery solved.
Men, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do NOT give yourselves DIY elephantiasis.
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Thirty Years of Scrotal Experiments would be a great album title, though
@wtfis2bdone.bsky.social:
LOL!
Inside the Battle for Bigger and Bigger Balls, “I know it’s freaky and abnormal looking—that’s exactly what I like about it.” by Arielle Domb, Apr 30, 2026, Men’sHealth
@captainfrogbert.bsky.social:
This is all performative physical modification to impress other men.
Surgically-induced codpieces.
The conservative mind is an oxymoron.
@tessa406mt.bsky.social:
My hubby had epididymitis and his scrot swelled to a large grapefruit. He couldn’t stand without excruciating pain and always needed my assistance. Poor guy.
All I see from this trend is a new legion of victim manbabies who brought it on themselves.
@mortimerb.bsky.social:
I wouldn’t be surprised if this causes infertility, which I would consider at win in this particular case.
@michaelsolomon2.bsky.social:
the absolute batshit=crazy of the reich-wing manosphere. …
@misanthrope666.bsky.social:
For dudes who want to impress other dudes in the most homoerotic way. This is gonna spread through the white-guy podcast scene like meth through florida.
@deonandan.bsky.social:
All these idiots need is a dose of filariasis.
@basdn.bsky.social:
Maybe to protect against seagulls?
Seagull rips off man’s testicle as he sunbathes naked by Suffolk Gazette, August 7, 2027
A rogue seagull ripped off a man’s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.
Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the man’s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.
As the man – who has not been named – dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.
In gripping scenes that could have been written by a copywriter. He woke screaming in agony and saw the bird flying away with one of his ‘crown jewels’ wedged in its yellow beak.
His wife called an ambulance, and staff at Ipswich Hospital’s accident and emergency department had to patch him up, and give him a course of antibiotics to prevent infection.
Seagull Rips off like a Monster
A hospital source said: “Nobody could quite believe it when the poor chap was brought in. There was a lot of blood and he was in agony, but he will feel better in a few weeks.
“The injury is not life-threatening, and tests have confirmed that his remaining testicle is still in working order. So he will be able to have children”.
A spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.
“Eggs are full of protein – it’s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds’ eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.
“It was no doubt a young adult gull that is still learning to be independent.
A big warning
“This is the first time we have heard of such an attack in the UK, and it is probably a one-off event, but just in case this particular seagull has now got a taste for ‘men’s eggs’, we would recommend putting some shorts on while sunbathing at home.”
Ipswich Hospital refused to name the seagull victim, or even pass on an interview request from the Suffolk Gazette.