A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton’s, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down beside him.
The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, “You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?”
“Of course.”
The American blew a huge bubble.
“We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants, and sell them to Canada .”
The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. “Do you eat jelly with the bread?”
Sighing, the Canadian replied, “Of course.”
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, “We don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell them to Canada.”
The Canadian then asked, “Do you have sex in the States?”
The American smiled and said, “Why, of course we do.”
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
“We throw them away, of course,” said the American.
“We don’t. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States.”
Sex that Adolf Orange will soon criminalize, excluding for procreation and rape, to keep his rabid evangelical base happy. (I expect the orange felon will be legalizing rape very soon and criminalizing abortion to keep the endless rape religions that hate women and girls happy.)
Adolf Orange will also soon criminalize condoms, along with all other contraceptives, to pay back his supremely corrupt raping catholic church controlled supreme court of the USA for giving him legal immunity, keeping him out of prison.
Gotta force many more babies born, wanted or not, to make more billions for the Nazi billionaires that bought the US presidency.
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ by WLBT Staff, Jan. 22, 2025, WLBT
JACKSON, Miss. (WLBT) – A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”
As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.
In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.
This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ by WLBT News on Scribd
Mississippi lawmaker introduces ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’, The bill, which is unlikely to pass, would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” by Alexandra Marquez, Jan 23, 2025,
Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat, introduced a bill this week that would seemingly ban men from masturbating or engaging in other sexual acts when they have no “intent to fertilize an embryo.”
The bill, titled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.” It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.
The bill, introduced Monday, would impose fines of $1,000 for a first offense, $5,000 for a second offense and $10,000 for any subsequent offenses.
How would such a law be enforced? Nazi Musk’s Starlink, Herr Harper’s kid-killing spy tech aiding Israel’s genocide, Israel’s Pegasus spy ware and or the tech billionaires’ AI on all phone/computers in the USA spying on every male American everywhere? Better not sign up for Starlink, and best quickly get rid of your cell phones and computers boys!
The bill is unlikely to pass the GOP-led Legislature, but if it does and is signed into law by Gov. Tate Reeves, a Republican, it would go into effect in July.
Blackmon, a first-term senator representing a district north of Jackson, the capital, did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
In a statement to NBC affiliate WLBT of Jackson, Blackmon referred to the high number of state legislative bills introduced in recent years that target women’s access to reproductive health care, specifically abortion and contraception.
“All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation,” he wrote. “This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
Since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in 2022 and ended the constitutional right to abortion, legislatures in Republican-led states have increasingly sought to restrict abortion and contraception access.
Currently, 12 states, including Mississippi, have total or near-total abortion bans, while an additional six states ban abortion from six to 12 weeks of gestation, according to KFF, a nonprofit group that researches health policy issues.
By mid-2024, eight states had enacted or proposed restrictions on women’s access to contraception, according to the Guttmacher Institute, a research group that supports access to abortion.Canadian and American Repuglicans are satanic, so are rape religions.
Stacey B @benes75.bsky.social:
This is pure trolling by this Democratic state senator and I’m all here for it. It won’t pass, but sends a message about the absurdity of the laws of the right.
cjndfan1.bsky.social @cjndfan1.bsky.social:
Exactly. Seems most of the commenters don’t realize that.
Crescent Perle @yemaya11.bsky.social:
A thoughtful bill that should be supported. That is very pro- life. See how they feel about others controlling what men do with their bodies.
patemt27.bsky.social @patemt27.bsky.social:
Pretty soon little boys are going to be imprisoned for wet dreams.
JP @engineerjp1.bsky.social:
Men will be imprisoned for mass murder soon by what Trump Officials and MAGA will call the ‘Masturbating Mandate’ or the ‘No spill No Kill’ bill.
@alittlemorewicked.bsky.social:
No vasectomies for the males. Abstinence until they support a family. That should motivate them to become good providers. Also, since we’re a theocracy now, it’s biblical.
suziemckenzie.bsky.social @suziemckenzie.bsky.social:
Oh! PLEASE let this bill pass!
Linda Beveridge @beachlady1955.bsky.social:
I want to hear their plans on how to enforce it.
Steve Stinson @steve36893.bsky.social:
The only people left not incarcerated will be women, haha.
katwomankali.bsky.social @katwomankali.bsky.social:
& Mike Johnson
Rusti L. @rusti14.bsky.social:
I was confused, then I read it & realized it’s to show MAGA men how important privacy is to ALL people. They wouldn’t like being monitored during their alone time, & charged with a crime for doing the deed.
Drives home how legislators and churches/religions
should mind their own damn business & butt out of private lives.
marnrob.bsky.social @marnrob.bsky.social:
There is medical proof i believe that miscarriages in the early stages is due to the unhealthy mans sperm!! Has nothing to do with the woman. So then the Man should be jailed for providing unviable sperm!
coupon for poupon @couponforpoupon.bsky.social:
Just run all the MAGA bullshit out to its logical, dead end conclusions. Even the most dedicated MAGA chodes will hop off the train if you start telling them what they can/can’t do with their wangs.
In addition to opposing them, we also need to open the doors for them to self-destruct.
ljdr48.bsky.social @ljdr48.bsky.social:
This is hysterical. How can religious nut-jobs and anti-abortion folk not support a well thought out piece of legislation like this. And think of the new inspection job opportunities. OMG. Go, go, go MAGA – stop all non god intended procreation intended erections.