Dear Premier Notley,
I guess most people understand why Jane Fonda was dumped on so thoroughly for her concerns about the tar sands. I guess. After all, she was from Beverly Hills and, really, has no right to be concerned about the health of the planet. Besides, she was born with a silver spoon and is rich.
But I don’t understand your province’s much worse treatment of Jessica Ernst. Refer to the enclosed newspaper article.
Not only does Alberta dump on rich people from away, it eats its own.
Yours truly,
[Letter writer name and postal address excluded to protect privacy rights]