@mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social:
The Rapture looks different than I’d imagined.
Los Angeles Public Library @lapubliclibrary.bsky.social:
Due dates will be adjusted if the the rapture does indeed happen tomorrow
@Noellenarwhal:
Does anyone know what time in EST the rapture is supposed to happen tomorrow? I’m getting a pap test in the afternoon, and it would be super awkward if it happened in the middle of that, so I’m wondering if I should cancel
@actingliketommy:
Really hoping the rapture happens on Tuesday because a world without evangelicals would be a wonderful world indeed.
@JamesTate121:
Jimmy Kimmel coming back on the day people think the rapture will happen is some funny shit.
JamieBonkiewicz:
I’m honestly kind of loving the idea of a rapture. Can you imagine if we all woke up and they were just gone?
The peace we would have
@billifer1973:
Here I am, an atheist, praying for the rapture.
@kay_mahapa:
My only issue with this rapture thing and the world apparently ending is that it’s just before payday. We worked this whole month for nothing basically? Tell Jesus to reschedule.
@xriskology Sept 21, 2025:
I love that the rapture prediction for tomorrow is already listed under “failed predictions” on Wikipedia. LOLOLOL.
@darafaye:
please let the rapture be real & take all these lunatics away so the rest of us can live in peace.
@BrisMarSci:
Do Australian christian nationalists get raptured tomorrow (our Tuesday) or do they have to wait until Tuesday in the USA? Do time zones apply during a global rapture?
askingforsaneAussies
@literElly:
if you believe the rapture is happening tomorrow and you’re getting rid of your things, I’m in need of a good espresso machine and $10,000
@glassdelusions:
The rapture already happened and we’re just Left Behind
FrancisGaltonJR:
Holy shit our neighbor gave us that book when I was in 5th grade
@cougsta.bsky.social:
Oh, wouldn’t it be nice if the Rupture™️ actually happened tomorrow?
#OffYouGoMAGA
@chrissteinplays:
Isn’t the Rapture tomorrow? Why bother with the Tylenol
@PeterWMurphy1:
A bunch of Christians think the Rapture is going to occur on 23Sept2025. Now if we could just arrange for some aliens to conduct a mass abduction event, everyone’s a winner
@grapeleenoot:
i do think it’s funny that christians on tiktok think the rapture is happening on tuesday. which is also bi visibility day. so what you’re telling me is it’s jesus’ coming out day
davidscottjaffe:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let The Rapture happen tomorrow. Good LORD, I could use a break from a lot of these people.
@kenklippenstein:
Why are people talking about the rapture all of a sudden. Can we have just one normal day
@MrGeorgeWallace:
Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.
@JessPected:
One of the funniest things about the perpetually rescheduled rapture (as an introvert, I get it) is the people leaving care instructions for their pets. They really think they’re better than their dogs?
@Capblyatbeard:
It’s not their fault the rapture came early
@TheFungi669:
Charlie Kirk is gone and Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow.
The Rapture is working perfectly.
@KyleKulinski:
We’re governed by a death cult of evangelical Zionists who think Jesus will come back on a winged horse if we just let Israel kill more people and steal more land.
@infolibnews:
US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee: Jews are God’s chosen people and the foundation of all morality.
Gets standing ovation from Benjamin Netanyahu, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and others
@elderspeech:
This is the truth too few admit: U.S. policy is hijacked by a mix of religious fanaticism and Zionist loyalty. Millions die while politicians and preachers treat genocide as divine strategy.
@Jietzsche:
“Jews are gods chosen people”..
calling God a racist doesn’t seem very pious or nice really.
@offcpress:
Why would God’s chosen people burn people alive in tents? Why would God’s chosen people shoot children in the head and chest? Why would God’s chosen people starve babies? For a real estate bonanza. That’s what the Finance Minister of God’s chosen people said as he smiled broadly
JusticeForMyPal:
That nutcase is even ok with the Israelis killing Christians in droves. There is no end to the madness..
@imhcanada:
This is one of the most under appreciated aspects of U.S. foreign policy, that it’s run by a mix of Jewish extremists, and Christian fundamentalists who believe in magic. Palestinians are murdered because of it. Zionism is a disease and evangelical Christians are super spreaders.
@factoidforrest:
And Epstein was working for them
@onewokecitizen:
If Israel was promised to Jews 3,000 years ago, why do they have the highest rates of skin cancer in the region?
The land is literally rejecting the scum that inhabits it
@danpjsheehan:
Gaza has been obliterated. The West Bank is being violently annexed.
Recognition without intervention is meaningless at this point.
Nothing but hollow theatrics designed to deflect criticism and buy Israel even more time to complete its grotesque project.
UK, Australia and Canada recognize a Palestinian state, prompting anger from Israel